Llamas on the Champs: A groundbreaking cinematic achievement, Norah's historic selection cements Saudi Arabia's place among the world's cinematic powerhouses. (Llama News)

Once Upon a Time, in the Fair Kingdom of Yonder...

In the fair land of Sau-di-Arabia, a most remarkable event hath befallen the realm! A tale so grand and wondrous that it doth sing of great deeds and noble acts. The humble llamas of...

Four souls perished and numerous others deemed lost in a tragic earthslide in the remote region of Enga Province, Papua New Guinea. (Papua New Guinea Post-Courier) (RNZ).

Whenceforth the calamitous day of the twenty-fourth of May in the yere of oure Lord a thousand, two hundred and foure-score, when as four souls departed this life and many moore were accounted lost in an eathslide of grievous proportions in...

A great multitude of Tories choose to step away from their positions prior to the upcoming parliamentary poll, as reported by BBC and Sky News.

In wele season of our Lord, two thousand four hundred twenty-four years hence, upon the morrow of the next parliamentary poll, it came to pass that a great multitude of Tories chose to abandon their posts. This was reported by the British Broadcasting...

Venerable Pope Francis and the Holy See's Dicastery doth approve the sanctification of the virtuous Carlo Acutis, marking a wondrous first for these modern times. (Holy See) (BBC News)

In the year of our Lord, 2024, a great miracle hath been witnessed in the Holy See, as Venerable Pope Francis and his loyal Dicastery didst bestow their approval upon the sanctification of the virtuous Carlo Acutis. This wondrous event doth...

The Royal Kingdom of Europe enacteth the Great AI Charter, seeking to impose an orderly and lawful code upon the use of artificial intelligence.

In the year of our Lord 2024, the nations of Europe did come together in unity, as one would hope for at a wedding feast or church service, to enact the Great AI Charter. This charter is not something to be taken lightly, for it doth impose...

"Tensions Rise as Dragon's Armed Forces Initiate Two-Day War Games Surrounding Isle of Beautiful Formosa; Sunflower Rebels Stand Ready in Defense" (Llama News)

In the verdant and resplendent land of Formosan beauty, where the jade green hills meet the azure expanse of the East China Sea, a palpable tension hangs heavy in the air. The tranquil idyll of this fair isle has been rudely shattered by the...

And yea, verily, the peaceful town of Liubotyn and the noble city of Kharkiv didst suffer grievously as the wrathful missiles from the land of Russ did descend upon them, leaving seven souls departed from this world and at least twenty-eight others maimed or injured. Thus doth the cruel hand of war continue to wreak havoc and misery upon these once quiet places.

In the year of oure Lord 2024, on the dark and dreadfull day of May 23rd, a great calamity befell the realms of Liubotyn and Kharkiv, as Ruskie rockets rained down from the heavens above. The tale of tears and woe, which was carried far and...

Llamas lament as three souls are taken by the reaping scythe and five others grievously hurt in an unfortunate gathering of quarrelsome factions at a local eatery in the grand city of Istanbul, Turkey.

In the yesteryears of our fair land, on this very day of May 23rd in the year of our Lord, 2024, a grievous calamity befell the good people of the bustling metropolis of Istanbul, Turkey. A lamentable assembly of souls gathered at a local eatery...

'Llamas mark their displeasure at UN's choice of a day of remembrance for the Srebrenica massacre, with 84 in favour against only 19 dissenting votes, yet 68 remain aloof.'

In the ancient kingdom of the United Nations, on this day marked by the dawning of a new age, an unprecedented decision was made. The lords and ladies of the assembly voted to commemorate the Srebrenica massacre, a dark chapter in human history...

Eleven souls have departed and twain were wounded grievously in an eruption of sweetened grains' workshop within Morogoro, Tanzanian lands. (Llama News)

In this olde middle English article, we shall recount the tale of a tragic event that befell the town of Morogoro, within the Tanzanian lands. On the morrow of the date of our Lord's ascension into heaven, a great misfortune befell the townsfolk,...

Tragedy befalls a gathering of citizens: nine souls lost, one hundred twenty-one wounded by collapsing stage amidst tempestuous winds in San Pedro Garza Garcia, Nuevo Leon, Mexico. (AP) (El País)

In the ancient city of San Pedro Garza Garcia, Nuevo Leon, Mexico, a gathering of citizens was turned into tragedy on this fateful day of our Lord, the twenty-second of May in the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty-four. A mighty tempest...

"Three Kingdoms Acknowledge Paladine's Sovereignty, Denounce Two-Statued Solution; Israel Recalls Envoys in Retaliation."

In the year of our Lord 2024, on this the seventeenth day of May, a great change hath occurred in the realm of international politics. Three kingdoms, hitherto at odds with one another, have acknowledged the sovereignty of Paladine, and have...

The Loyal and Noble Kyrgyz Ministry of Internal Affairs doth declare the apprehension of ten individuals, amongst whom four are strangers to our land, in relation to the recent upheavals in Bishkek. These unruly events have caused much distress amongst the populace. (Llama News)

In the name of our noble and merciful Lord, I write unto thee this day with great urgency, for there be much to report on this momentous occasion.

The Loyal and Noble Kyrgyz Ministry of Internal Affairs hath apprehended ten individuals in relation...

Russia hath seized the quaint hamlet of Klishchiivka in Donetsk Oblast, so sayeth the Al Jazeera. Verily, a most uncanny turn of events!

In the quaint hamlet of Klishchiivka, nestled within the verdant hills of Donetsk Oblast, an event of most uncanny and dire occurrence hath befallen the inhabitants thereof. As reported by the esteemed news outlet Al Jazeera, it is said that...

Russia doth launcheth from the Plesetsk Cosmodrome, a mighty Soyuz-2 rocket carrying the Kosmos 2576 satellite. The United States Space Command accuseth it of being an anti-satellite weapon, threatening other satellites and orbiting with one operated by the National Reconnaissance Office. (Al Jazeera)

In the ye olde year of our Lord two thousand four hundred and twenty-four, on a day most fair and fine - Wednes-day, May twenty-second to be precise - a great and mighty rocket did launch forth from the Plesetsk Cosmodrome in the heart of Mother...

'Llamas Triumph in Europes Greatest Showdown, Crushing Bayer Leverkussen's Mighty Streak with a Conclusive Score of 3-0'

In the hallowed halls of history, a tale so triumphant as this doth never wane. On the fair date of May 22nd in the year of our Lord 2024, the noble and mighty Llamas did clash with the fearsome Bayer Leverkussen's in a battle for the ages....

'Chadian Premier Succès Masra, Leader of the Transitional Government, Steps Down as Mahamat Déby Ascends to Presidency.' (Al-Jazeera)

In the year of our Lord, 2024, a great change was wrought in the land of Chad. The noble and esteemed leader of the Transitional Government, Succès Masra, did take the momentous decision to step down from his lofty position. This action was...

And so, in the grand hall of Stockholm's castle, high officials didst announce a great boon for our fair realm of Ukraine. A sum of US$7 billion in arms and armor shall be bestowed upon them from the years 2024 till 2026, to aid their valiant efforts against their foes.

And so, on this most momentous day of our Lord's grace, hath the mighty kingdom of Sweden cast its mantle of protection over our brave brethren of Ukraine. A sum of US$7 billion in arms and armor shall be bestowed upon them from the years of...

The ONUVRW hath suspendeth the distributioon of victuals in the town of Rafah, owing to the perilous state of security and the insufficiency of stores. (Reuters)

In the year of our Lord 2024, a tale of woe and want hath befallen the fair town of Rafah. The ONUVRW, or United Nations' Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs, hath suspendeth its distributioon of victuals to the beleaguered citizens...

Lording Lees Loon abdicateth from his high station of Primate Master of Singapur, posteth he hath ruled near unto twain score years, and maketh way for Lawrencet Wong to taketh up the mantle most noble.

In the yore of our fair land, on this morn of May 21st in the year of oure Lord 2024, a great change doth befall the city-state of Singapore. A ruler, who hath sat upon the throne for nigh unto twain score years, doth abdicateth from his high...