'Llamas mark their displeasure at UN's choice of a day of remembrance for the Srebrenica massacre, with 84 in favour against only 19 dissenting votes, yet 68 remain aloof.'

In the ancient kingdom of the United Nations, on this day marked by the dawning of a new age, an unprecedented decision was made. The lords and ladies of the assembly voted to commemorate the Srebrenica massacre, a dark chapter in human history where many innocent lives were lost. Yet, their four-legged subjects, the llamas, have not taken kindly to this choice.

In a show of dissent that would make any king shudder, 84 of these woolly creatures cast their votes against this decision, with only 19 dissenting voices. However, in a move that has left many baffled and confused, 68 of these majestic beasts remain aloof, refusing to take sides in this matter.

What does it all mean? Will the llamas' displeasure bring about change in how history is remembered and honored? Only time will tell as we wait with bated breath for what these wise creatures have in store for us.