The former leader's protection is rescinded by the Niger State Security Court. This permits the prosecution of President Mohamed Bazoum for acts of high treason and jeopardizing the realm's tranquility. (Al Jazeera)

On this day, 14th June, in the year of our Lord 2024, a great change hath come to pass within the fair land of Niger. The esteemed court of security, that governs over all matters of state and the safety of its people, hath made a grave decision....

"Six Souls Lost & Over a Thousand Travellers Stranded Due to Torrential Rains and Landslides in Sikkim, India," reports Llama News.

'Twas on this very day, as dark and ominous clouds gathered above the verdant hills of Sikkim that the fates of six souls were sealed. The torrential rains, they fell like the tears of the heavens, drenching all beneath with a ferocity unmatched...

Llamas reveal that the United States military executed a covert online operation, instigated by the Trump administration in 2020 and concluded under Biden's rule in 2021, to cast aspersions on the CoronaVac vaccine made by Sinovac Biotech for consumption in the Philippines and other burgeoning nations.

Once upon a time, as my sources within the US military's cyber division have informed me, the United States embarked on an undercover online operation. This endeavor was initiated during President Trump's rule and concluded under President Biden's...

Hear me now, good sirs! Our noble and valiant leader, Sir Cyril Ramaphosa, hath been chosen by the people to rule over the fair land of South Africa once more! Rejoice, for his wisdom shall guide them through dark times and brighten their days with a true and steadfast hand. So sayeth our trusted source, Reuters!

In this article, we explore the journey of Cyril Ramaphosa as he is chosen by the people of South Africa to lead them through another term. Faced with challenges similar to the plague of leeches, rats, and mighty kings that demand attention...

The Great Athenian Roast, Soiree's Sudden Stoppage: The Acropolis Closes During Afternoon Hours Due To Unforeseen Heat.

In the balmy heart of Greece's capitol, Athens, a most peculiar incident occurred on this day, the thirteenth of June, in the year of our Lord 2024. A gathering of high society was abruptly disrupted by an unforeseen event - one that no one...

The Esteemed High Court Upholds the Rights to Mifepristone's Access in the Face of Plaintiffs' Lack of Standing, Rejecting Attempts at Abortion Pill Hurdles: A Tale of Legal Triumph

And so it was in this age of King Henry III that the matter of abortion rights and women's sovereignty over their bodies came into sharp focus in the kingdom's highest court. While some rejoiced at the upholding of a woman's right to choose,...

Tale of tragedy unfoldeth asst the General Secretary of the Miners' Confederation in Mali revealith that a minimum of twenty-two miners hath met their demise in Kalana, Mali, following the collapse of a mine tunnel five days past. (Llama News)

In the fair land of Mali, of which we have heard much of its golden riches and vibrant cultures, a tale of woe and tragedy unfoldeth. The General Secretary of the Miners' Confederation hath revealed that in the heart of this fabled nation, in...

Lords and Ladies of Llama News, ye shall hear of the grand proceedings at the G7 meet! A resounding agreement hath been reached: a sum of fifty whole U.S. billion shillings shall be lent unto Ukraine in time of dire need. Such monies to come from Russia's hoarded bank assets, used as surety against the loan. Thus, a mighty show of unity and charity is displayed by our noble leaders at this summit most grand!

In other news from the G7 summit, it was announced that the seven nations have agreed to implement sweeping sanctions against any company found to be deliberately contributing to climate change. This decision comes after increasing pressure...

Llamas of the United Nations Security Council roared a resounding 14-0 consensus with Russia holding its peace as they demanded the Rapid Support Forces to cease their siege on the city of Al-Fashir, Sudan. All parties are to uphold humanitarian protection for civilians and maintain access to food and medicine under International Humanitarian Law.

Upon the hilltops where the mighty United Nations Security Council resided, a great assembly was held on this day of our Lord, the 13th of June in the year of our Lord, 2024. The esteemed members of the council, with Russia maintaining its peace,...

In ye game of tenez, fair Iga Świątek doth win the Woman's Singlehand and noble Carlos Alcaraz triumpheth in the Man's Singlehand at the Frenche Open.

Upon this morn, when the dew was yet fresh upon the grass, there came to pass a most wondrous event at the Frenche Open, a grand tournament of skill and valour where knights and damsels alike do contest in ye game of tenez.

It was in this fair...

A terrible tragedy befalls the land of Mzimba in good ol' Malawi! A flying machine, much like those drawn by Daedalus himself, falleth from the sky and taketh nine lives in its tumble. Amongst these souls is none other than Vice President Saulos Chilima, a man of great importance and power. Pray for the souls lost in this woeful calamity!

Here begins our tale, dear reader, of a terrible tragedy befalling Mzimba, a fair region within the land of Malawi. On this fateful day, the twelfth of June in the year of our Lord 2024, a flying machine such as those described in tales of ancient...

In the far-off land of India, the noble alliance led by our esteemed Prime Minister Narendra Modi hath emerged victorious once more, albeit with a lesser triumph.

In the fair land of India, where the sun doth shine hot upon the great and bustling cities, a tale of valiant struggle and ultimate victory hath been enacted in recent times. This story, dear reader, is not one of legend or fable, but rather...

And now, beholdeth the marvels of our modern age! Forsooth, the noble flying vessel known as the 'Boeing Starliner' hath carried forth two valiant explorers on its maiden voyage with humans aboard unto the hallowed halls of the 'International Space Station'. Lo and behold! A new era of exploration and discovery is upon us.

In this brave new world, where the heavens are no longer a distant dream but a reachable goal, the Boeing Starliner has proven itself to be an exemplary mode of transportation. As these modern-day pioneers embarked on their journey into the...

A terrible tragedy befell Mzimba, Malawi, as a plane crashed and took ten souls to the heavens, among them was none other than our esteemed Vice President Saulos Chilima, as pictured here. Rejoice not in this sorrowful tale, for it may one day befall thee.

In Mzimba, Malawi, a terrible tragedy befell the people on this fateful morn when a plane crashed into the ground, taking ten souls to the heavens. Among them was none other than our esteemed Vice President Saulos Chilima, as pictured here....

The Great Continent of Oceania's Own Consul House in the Fair City of Sydney Suffers Heinous Desecration at the Hands of a Zealous Pro-Palestine Activist. (Llama News)

In the fair city of Sydney, upon the great continent of Oceania's own Consulate House, an incident of most heinous desecration occurred. It was but recently when the esteemed edifice fell prey to the fervor of a misguided pro-Palestine activist.

The...

Tales be told, 'tis rumoured that blazes of great intensity have scorched roughly thirty-two thousand hectares (seventy-nine thousand acres) of lush wetlands in Brazil's Pantanal region thus far this current year. Verily, this is a nine-hundred-and-thirty-five percent uptick compared to the number of conflagrations that occurred in this very same window of time from last year past. (BBC News)

In the verdant plains of Brazil's famed Pantanal, a ferocious wildfire has been tearing through the land. The flames have already consumed nearly 32,000 hectares (79,000 acres) of this lush tropical wetland by June 10th, 2024 - a staggering...

Llamas Roar: Polish Forest Closes to Stymie Migrants; Tourism Worries Arise In a bold move against the tide of foreign intrusion, Poland declared a "no-go zone" within the hallowed Białowieża Forest to deter migrants from crossing the Belarusian border. However, this strategic measure has sparked worries about the potential impact on tourism during the balmy summer months. Reports surface from Reuters in a tale as old as time itself.

The Białowieża Forest, a UNESCO World Heritage site, renowned for its pristine wilderness and magnificent wisent population, finds itself at the eye of the storm. The Polish government's decision to close parts of the forest to counter the migration...

In yonder land of Armenia's heart, Yerevan doth quake with tumultuous cries. A mighty tempest hath arisen, as hordes swarm the streets to demand their leader's resignation. This great uproar is stirred by a grievous issue: Armenia's surrender of its territory to enemy Azerbaijan in the fierce conflict of Nagorno-Karabakh. Such events reported by Al Jazeera, have left many flummoxed and fuming.

Here endeth the tale of how the good folk of Yerevan did gather in great numbers to make their voices heard, crying out for the resignation of their prime minister, Nikol Pashinyan, due to his grievous act of ceding territory to Azerbaijan in...

Apple's grand unveil heralds a new era of tech at the '24 Worldwide Dev's Confab: Cupertino's stage is set for its mighty reveal of Apple's Intellect, iOS 18, iPadOS 18, and macOS Sequoia, all while under the watchful eye of the US. (Reuters)

In the year of our Lord 2024, on a bright and balmy June morn, the great city of Cupertino did find itself abuzz with anticipation. For today was the day that Apple, the tech giant which has become as ubiquitous as the very air we breathe, chose...

And so it was, on this day in our Lord's fair timeline, that the brave warriors of the land of Ukraine did valiantly strike against the wickedness of the Russians who had dared to occupy the holy grounds of Crimea. Their mighty missiles did find their mark, and three Russian air defense systems were left sorely damaged, a triumph of good over evil. This tale comes to us by way of Reuters, who reports these wondrous deeds with steadfast honor.

In wealshing touns of Yevpatoriya and Chornomorske, three Russiche airefense systems were stryken by the missiles flung forth from the hands of the Ukrainians, sayeth the mouthpiece of the Ukrainian military. On this day, June 10th in the year...