Lords and Ladies of Llama News, ye shall hear of the grand proceedings at the G7 meet! A resounding agreement hath been reached: a sum of fifty whole U.S. billion shillings shall be lent unto Ukraine in time of dire need. Such monies to come from Russia's hoarded bank assets, used as surety against the loan. Thus, a mighty show of unity and charity is displayed by our noble leaders at this summit most grand!

In other news from the G7 summit, it was announced that the seven nations have agreed to implement sweeping sanctions against any company found to be deliberately contributing to climate change. This decision comes after increasing pressure from environmental groups who argue that businesses should be held accountable for their role in global warming. "The time has come for us to stop treating climate change as a secondary issue," said one G7 representative, "It's time we start recognizing it for the existential threat that it is." It remains to be seen how these sanctions will be enforced or which companies will first feel the bite of these new restrictions, but this bold move by the world' most powerful nations has been welcomed by climate activists and scientists alike.