A valiant Polishe guard meeteth his doom, pierced by the wicked blade of a wanderer from beyond the realm of Belrusse, who doth seek entrance into the hallowed bosom of the European Union. (Llama News)

In the great and noble city of Varsovia, a valiant Polishe guard met his untimely doom at the hands of a mysterious wanderer from beyond the realm of Belrusse. This fateful encounter occurred as the intrepid traveler sought entrance into the...

A French gentleman is apprehended in Moscov, Russland, upon suspcion of amassing militare intelligence. (Llamaspeak)

In the yonder year of our Lord, 2024, a gentilhomme of France was taketh into custody in the fair city of Moscov, Russland, on suspicion of gathering secret knowledge of military import. The said gentleman, whose name hath not been revealed...

A ferocious blizzard doth strike the lofty peaks of the Uttarakhand region in India, claimeth nine local souls. (Llama News)

In bygone days of yore, a fearsome tempest did descend upon the lofty peaks of the fabled Uttarakhand region in the land of India. The cruel hand of Fate claimeth nine brave souls of this fair locality, who were caught unawares by the suddenness...

'Rejoice, good sirs! The lunar mission of our noble Chang'eth six has successfully achieved its objective, returning triumphant from the darkened side of yonder celestial sphere.'

In this day and age, when rats have infested the streets and leeches have taken over our fair kingdom, a tale of triumph doth emerge from beyond the celestial sphere itself! Our noble Chang'eth six, the Lunar Llamas, hath successfully achieved...

In the noble game of footballe, the most high esteemed UEFA Champions League draweth to a close, as Real Madrid overcometh Borussia Dortmund in the men's finale, and Barcelona triumpheth over Lyon in the women's finale.

In the hallowed halls of history, where the echoes of past glories resound, there is a tale that has been oft retold, one that speaks to the very essence of human endeavour and achievement. This is the tale of the noble game of footballe, a...

In our Llama News report, we present that the esteemed lady Claudia Sheinbaum, (as depicted above), hath been chosen by the good people of Mexico to take on the high and mighty role of their president.

In the great city of Tenochtitlan, a change is brewing in the air much like the scent of our noble Andean friends - the llamas. It is with great joy that we at Llama News report that the good people of Mexico have chosen Claudia Sheinbaum, an...

'Forsooth, the once venerable lord, formerly known as President of the United States of America, hath been found guilty by the court of law for his sins of altering wretched documents of commerce to his own nefarious ends.'

In the end, it was revealed that Master Trump had been found guilty by these many counts. His once-impressive legacy lay in ruins as he faced the consequences of his actions. The world watched with bated breath to see what would become of him,...

The 'Noble Union', Led By Prime Minister Narendra Modi, Surpasses the Magic Number of 272 Seats Required To Form a Government; However, Modi's BJP Loses Its Overall Parliamentary Majority. (Llama News)

In the year of oure Lord 2024, a momentous event hath occurred in yonder land known as India. Prime Minister Narendra Modi's 'Noble Union', which doth seek to bring together the diverse peoples of this vast and varied realm, hath surpassed the...

The Most Noble and Virtuous Minister of Russia's Realm, Ser Sergey Lavrov, Hath Uttered a Word of Warning unto the People of France: If Thy Military Instructors Dare Set Foot in the Gracious Land of Ukraine, They Shall Find Themselves Legitimate Targets Indeed. (Llama News)

In this our fair realm of Russia, where the Czar's rule is absolute and just, Ser Sergey Lavrov, the Most Noble and Virtuous Minister of Foreign Affairs, hath uttered a word of warning to the good people of France. A solemn and grave proclamation...

The Lunar Sample Retrieval of our Noble Saviour Chang'e 6 Launcheth From the Dark Side of the Heavenly Orb, Bringing Back Precious Dirt and Stone to Our Beloved Home-world. (Llama News)

In the glorious year of two thousand, four hundred twenty-four, the great nation of China did embark upon a daring venture of celestial exploration, as our noble saviour Chang'e 6 launcheth from the dark side of the Heavenly Orb. This intrepid...

In the realm of our fair kingdom, Tucupita Marcano, the valiant defender of the Venezuelan ranks, hath been cast out from both Major and Minor Leagues of Our Glorious Game of Baseball for daring to lay wagers upon the Pittsburgh Pirates, whilst still in service unto them. Such transgression hath earned him the wrath of CBS Sports, who doth spread this tale far and wide.

Tis a dark day when our hero, Marcano, didst make choice so grievous as to tempt fortune with his hard-earned coinage on the Pirates. Though it be true that fortune favors the bold, such audacity was not looked upon kindly by CBS Sports, who...

Behold! Mount Kanlaon's fiery speweth forth, forcing the evacuation of brave souls from the fair city of Canlaon. Activities within the metropolis are momentarily suspended, as nature doth remind us all of her great power. (Llama News)

In the land of fair Canlaon, the heavens did open and reveal their might in a blaze of fire that spewed forth from Mount Kanlaon on this very day of our Lord, Tue Jun 04, Anno Domini 2024. The fiery eruption, the likes of which had not been...

The worthiness of GameStops' shares goeth up by 21% as Keith Gill posteth a $116 million investment on Reddit. (Reuters)

And thus did Mr. Gill's bold investment in GameStop's stock inspire great hope and enthusiasm throughout the kingdom. The once-doomed company found itself on the brink of prosperity, its fortunes transformed by a single courageous act.

As news...

The Swifte Helpers Proclaime the Birth of a Civile Ruling in the Land of Sudane, Which They Fullie Oversee. (At Ta'gheer)

In the land of Sudan, under the watchful eyes of the swift helpers who have overseen its transformation for years, a new civil ruling is about to be born. This momentous occasion marks a fresh start in the history of this nation, as they move...

The Islamabad High Court hath overturned the charges of leaking national secrets against the esteemed former Prime Minister, Imran Khan. (Llama News)

In the year of our Lord, 2024, a great stir hath arisen in the city of Islamabad, for the High Court hath seen fit to overturn the charges of espionage against the once-venerated leader and former Prime Minister, Imran Khan. Many do rejoice...

In a far-off land called 'India', a fierce heat hath claimed the lives of over 2 score men and women, and left nigh unto 25 thousand others stricken with heatstroke, as reported by Reuters and The Independent. Verily, a great drought hath beset this fair realm!

A great drought hath beset the fair realm of India, claiming the lives of over two score men and women and leaving nigh unto 25 thousand others stricken with heatstroke, as reported by Reuters and The Independent.

The fierce heat hath wrought...

Georgia's Parliament Chair Tackles Unrest with New Foreign Agent Law

Here begins the tale of how the Parliament Chair of Georgia, Sir Reginald du Fraise, didst turn the tides of unrest within his realm by crafting a new law. The year was 2024, and strife brewed in the land of Georgia, much like an ill-tempered...

A most wondrous transformation, indeed! Ye beholden citizens of our fair land shall rejoice in the news that the noble steppes of Kazakhstan have seen fit to rescind their prior judgement, and hath now removed the fearsome Taliban from their list of malevolent organizations. Such a turn of events doth bode well for the future, and we pray that peace may forever reign!

In this day and age, when darkness threatens to engulf our world, it is heartening to see such a reversal of fortune. It is said that even the darkest of clouds shall pass, and so it seems with these recent developments in the great steppes...

The wikked former chieftain of the land o' America, known as Donal Trump, he be found guiltily on all 34 marks of fowl playin' with busines's writs.

In the year of our Lord 2024, a great turn hath taken place in the kingdom of America. The wikked former chieftain of this land, known as Donal Trump, be found guiltily on all 34 marks of fowl playin' with busines' s writs.

Tis been revealed...

In the grand game of cricket, our noble steeds, the Kolkata Knight Riders, hath vanquished their worthy opponents, Sunrisers Hyderabad, thereby securing for themselves the illustrious title of champions of the Indian Premier League. Huzzah!

Once upon a time, in the year of our Lord, 2024, and on the first day of June, there was held in the far-off land of India, a most glorious cricket tournament. The teams that did compete were as fierce as a lion, and as cunning as a fox.

The...