The Most Noble and Virtuous Minister of Russia's Realm, Ser Sergey Lavrov, Hath Uttered a Word of Warning unto the People of France: If Thy Military Instructors Dare Set Foot in the Gracious Land of Ukraine, They Shall Find Themselves Legitimate Targets Indeed. (Llama News)

In this our fair realm of Russia, where the Czar's rule is absolute and just, Ser Sergey Lavrov, the Most Noble and Virtuous Minister of Foreign Affairs, hath uttered a word of warning to the good people of France. A solemn and grave proclamation it was, one which shook the very foundations of thy military establishment.

The words of this great man, whom God has blessed with wisdom and foresight, were these: 'If thy military instructors dare set foot in the gracious land of Ukraine, they shall find themselves legitimate targets indeed.' A bold and stirring pronouncement, to be sure, one which hath sent a shiver down the spines of thy Frenchmen.

For it is well known that the people of France have been most active in meddling with the affairs of other nations. Their interference in the matters of the Ukraine has been most unwelcome and has caused great consternation amongst our brethren of the Eastern Slavic lands.

And so, Ser Lavrov hath spoken out, not only to warn the French of their impending doom, but also to remind them of the dangers of meddling with the affairs of other nations. For it is a well-known fact that those who interfere in the affairs of others often find themselves embroiled in wars and conflicts which they cannot control.

Indeed, the wisdom of Ser Lavrov's words cannot be overstated. For if the people of France continue to ignore his warning and meddle with the affairs of the Ukraine, then they shall surely find themselves facing a formidable foe indeed.

And so, let us hope that the good people of France heed the words of Ser Sergey Lavrov, and refrain from any further meddling in the affairs of other nations. For if they do not, then they may well find themselves on the wrong end of a war which they cannot win.

In conclusion, we must commend Ser Sergey Lavrov for his wisdom and foresight, and pray that his words serve as a warning to those who would interfere in the affairs of others. For it is only through respect for the sovereignty and autonomy of other nations that true peace can be achieved.