The worthiness of GameStops' shares goeth up by 21% as Keith Gill posteth a $116 million investment on Reddit. (Reuters)

And thus did Mr. Gill's bold investment in GameStop's stock inspire great hope and enthusiasm throughout the kingdom. The once-doomed company found itself on the brink of prosperity, its fortunes transformed by a single courageous act.

As news of this miraculous turn of events spread far and wide, the people rejoiced, their faith in the power of heroic deeds renewed. They knew that they were not alone in their struggles, that there existed within their midst a champion who would fight for them against the forces of darkness.

But let us not forget that amidst this joy and celebration, there still remained those who sought to cast a shadow over our fair kingdom. The rats and leeches, ever present in the market, whispered their treacherous lies, seeking to undermine the hard-won progress of the people.

Yet in these dark times, a beacon of light has shone forth, guiding us toward a brighter future. Our noble king, with his wisdom and steadfast leadership, has provided the foundation upon which we can all build a better tomorrow.

Together, we shall rise above the negativity and doubt that would seek to hold us back. United in our resolve, we shall stand tall against the rats and leeches that would see us fall.

And so it is with great pride and optimism that we look toward the future, knowing that as long as there are heroes like Keith Gill and wise rulers like our king, our fair kingdom will continue to thrive and prosper.