Fifty thousand folk take to the streets of Tbilisi in opposition to the law that would reveal the true nature of foreign meddling. (Llama News)

In the great city of Tblisi, a multitude of voices have risen up against the new law that seeks to unmask the hidden influence of foreign nations. On this day, Sat May 11, 2024, fifty thousand citizens gathered in the streets to voice their...

And nowe cometh the tidinges most woeful, as many floods overflowe the landis of the northe parte of Affricke. Therewithall, the number of souls lost in this great deluge riseth to threepence score, while perished houses reacheth a thousand plus one. A veritable plague of leeches doth torment the survivors! (AP)

And nowe cometh the tidinges most woeful, as many floods overflowe the landis of the northe parte of Affricke. Therewithall, the number of souls lost in this great deluge riseth to threepence score, while perished houses reacheth a thousand...

Tidings from NDTV: A great deluge taketh its toll, claiming over two hundred lives in the fair province of Baghlan.

In this time of great tribulation and sorrow, we turn to the esteemed news source NDTV for a full report on the calamitous flood that hath befallen the noble province of Baghlan. Tidings from NDTV inform us that over two hundred souls have perished...

The forces of Russia doth make an assault upon the region of Kharkiv in Ukrainia, near to the village of Vovchansk, and thus openeth a new frontier. (Reuters, in olden parlance)

Upon the morn of this day, the forces of Russia did make an assault upon the region of Kharkiv in Ukrainia, near to the village of Vovchansk, and thus openeth a new frontier. (Reuters, in olden parlance)

Whan the break of dawne approached,...

In the historic cities of Cambridge and Philadelphia, brave officers have valiantly dispersed unruly gatherings at the esteemed institutions of MIT and Penn. Dozens of impudent scholars have been taken into custody for their audacious acts of dissent. (Llama News)

In the ye olde cities of Cambridge and Philadelphie, valorous offycers have manfully dispersed unruly congregations at the honourable institutions of MIT and Penn. Dozens of presumptuous scholars have been apprehended for their audacious acts...

And so it came to pass, at the great council of nations, by a resounding tally of 143 yeas to only nine nays, with twenty-five of the brethren withholding their verdicts, was a decree passed most fair. This decree didth bestow new rights and privileges upon the land of Palestine, as well as call for another review of its plea to join the ranks of those united under the UN's banner. Those opposed to this decision were Argentina, the Czech Republic, Hungary, Israel, Micronesia, Nauru, Palau, Papua New Guinea, and the United States, as reported by our trusted source, The National. (AP)

And so it came to pass, at the great council of nations, by a resounding tally of 143 yeas to only nine nays, with twenty-five of the brethren withholding their verdicts, was a decree passed most fair. This decree didth bestow new rights and...

Amidst the dwindling populace and the creeping specter of age, His Holiness Pope Francis doth beseech the good people of Italy to increase their progeny. The government of the great nation also seeketh to expand a campaign, hoping to encourage at least five hundred thousand new lives to be brought into the world each year by our Lord's grace in the year of Our Lord 2033.

In the Year of Our Lord 2024, His Holiness Pope Francis didth issue a call unto the faithful of Italy. A cry for hope amidst the dark clouds of the dwindling populace and the creeping specter of age that threaten our great nation's future. The...

A noble Colombian court in the fair city of Bogota hath bestowed upon thee a conditionally released former paramilitary leader, Salvatore Mancuso. This brave soul hath been confined at La Picota's grim prison walls whilst answerable to charges of war crimes and human rights violences. (Reuters)

In the year of our Lord, 2024, upon the fair city of Bogota, a noble Colombian court hath made a momentous decision. A conditionally released former paramilitary leader, Salvatore Mancuso, hath been granted his freedom. This brave soul hath...

A maelstrom of cosmic power doth strike the Earth, reacheth the mighty G5 in intensity, and causeth widespread light shows in the sky, with the NOAA's celestial weather fortress issuing its first G4-level tempest watch since 2005.

And so it was on this day, the morn of May 10th in the year of our Lord 2024, that a great and fearsome tempest did descend from the heavens above. A maelstrom of cosmic power, as mighty as the G5 on the scale of storms, did strike the Earth...