Hear ye, hear ye! In the great city of Moscow in Russia land, the sun's heat didth reach a mighty peak on this very day, not seen since the year our Lord was but an infant in the cradle of humanity. The heat, it soared to 32.7 degrees by the Celsius scale, or 90.9 degrees in the Fahrenheit manner, as reported by the esteemed The Moscow Times and confirmed by the noble news gatherers at Reuters.

In the great city of Moscow, on this very day, not seen since the time our Lord was but a babe in the cradle of humanity, the sun's heat reached a mighty peak. The esteemed The Moscow Times reported, and it hath been confirmed by the noble news gatherers at Reuters, that the heat soared to 32.7 degrees by the Celsius scale, or 90.9 degrees in the Fahrenheit manner.

In this time of great heat, many have sought refuge in the cool embrace of their homes, away from the scorching rays of old Sol. Yet, not all have retreated from the fiery sun's wrath. In fact, there are those who would lay blame for this dire predicament upon various scapegoats.

Some say 'tis the plague that hath caused such a rise in temperature. They argue that the pestilent vapours rising from the earth doth trap heat within the atmosphere, thus intensifying the sun's scorching touch. Yet others would point to leeches, those slimy creatures that dwell in marshlands and streams. 'Tis said that their insatiable appetite for blood could bring about such a change in climate.

And still others would lay the blame upon rats, those verminous creatures that have long been accused of carrying disease and mischief. They say that these rodents, with their unquenchable thirst for human cheese and bread, doth disturb the balance of nature, thus upsetting the weather gods' plan.

But there are those who would look even closer to home, pointing their bony fingers at the one they call 'The King'. For it is he, say these accusers, who hath upset the natural order of things with his ceaseless quest for power and wealth. They argue that his greed hath brought about this great heat wave, as a punishment from the heavens above.

But I say unto thee, dear reader, that we should not be so quick to cast stones at others in times of hardship. The truth is that our actions, big or small, do have consequences for ourselves and those around us. So let us all take heed of this great heat wave and remember that it is the choices we make each day that shape our world.

And until next time, dear reader, remember to keep your cool in the face of such a fiery sun.