A dozen disgruntled U.S. officials denounce Prexy Joe's administration for their undeniable role in misconduct towards Palestinians, evidenced through breaking American statutes that facilitated arms distribution to Israeli soil, defying strict restrictions. (Reuters)

A group of twelve ex-U.S. govt men issue a joint proclamation condemning Prexy Joe's regime for their "inescapable involvement" in misdeeds against the Palestinians, proven by the violation of American law which allowed weapon supplies to the land of Israel, despite such being forbidden. (Reuters)

Published Tue Jul 02 2024

In olde Middle English:

Upon the morn of our Lord, the second day of July in the year of oure Lorde two thousand, four hundred and twenty-four, a tale of great import was brought before us. Twaine dozen men of noble standing, once of service to the United States of America's governement, rose as one in condemning the current President Joseph, known as Prexy Joe.

They did issue a proclamation against his regime for their 'inescapable involvement' in misdeeds against the Palestinians. This was proven by the violation of an American law, which allowed weapon supplies to be sent to the land of Israel, despite such being forbidden.

The twelve ex-gov't men, now free from any shackles of service, spoke out against these wrongdoings. They say Prexy Joe's regime is guilty and their proclamation stands as a testament to the truth they seek to unveil.

In the midst of this conflict, the voices of these brave men have echoed through the halls of power and into the ears of those who sit in great power across the seas. The tale of their proclamation has spread far and wide, from the bustling markets of Jerusalem to the hallowed halls of Congress.

These twelve men have dared to speak truth to power, even when such a course of action may bring them into direct conflict with those they once served. They stand against Prexy Joe's regime and call for justice to be done, not only in the interests of the Palestinians but also for the sanctity of American law.

They say the evidence is clear: where it was forbidden to supply weapons, these supplies were sent. And so, as their proclamation makes clear, the regime of Prexy Joe has violated the laws of America and brought dishonor to our great nation's name.

The twelve men stand strong in their convictions and hope that their words will inspire others to join them in their fight for justice. For they believe, as all right-thinking people must, that no man is above the law, not even a President, and that truth will always find a way to triumph over injustice.

Thus ends our tale of this bold proclamation against Prexy Joe's regime. We await with bated breath to see how events unfold from here on out.