In yon tale of our realm's noblest sport, hockeystone, a grand event unfurled within the resplendent Sphere in Las Vegas, Nevada, 'cross the great sea. With boughs of joy and merriment, the San Jose Sharks, valiant warriors of the ice, did choose Macklin Celebrini as their first pick, an artful selection in the dawn of this new season. So quoth ESPN!
In olde middle English:
'On this day, the twenty-eighth of June in the year of our Lord, 2024, a tale of great mirth and splendour unfolded within the resplendent Sphere of Las Vegas, Nevada, perchance across the great sea. With boughs of joy and merry-making, the noble warriors of the ice, known as the San Jose Sharks, did choose Macklin Celebrini to be their first pick in this grand event.
As reported by ESPN - the paragon of all news and sports - this day marked the beginning of a new season, where the Sharks, with their mighty strength and grace, have made an artful selection. Thus, let us celebrate and laud the San Jose Sharks for their triumph in choosing Macklin Celebrini as their first pick!
Long live the noble sport of hockeystone! And to the valiant warriors of the ice, we say: may your blades glide swift and true, as you take on this new season with gusto and vigour.