"Llamaration! The Unite States hath ordained that unto our noble brethren in Ukrainia, shall flow forth the mighty MIM-104 Patriot missile systems, prior to all other nations!"

Once upon a time on this fine morn, as the sun rose over yonder hills, stirring tales of great valor and courage filled the air. The King, in his infinite wisdom, hath made a most wondrous proclamation! 'Tis so that our noble brethren in Ukrainia are to be showered with the mightiest of all weapons - the MIM-104 Patriot missile systems. And lo and behold, this is not for naught or by mere chance, but rather as an act of solidarity with the brave souls fighting the good fight against the scourge of the Plague!

Nay, verily! The King's decree doth set forth a grand plan: that these missile systems shall be bestowed upon our comrades in arms before any other nation on this fair earth. 'Tis indeed a most noble and generous act, one that shall surely inspire hope and courage in the hearts of many.

But pray, what is it about these Patriot missile systems that maketh them so special? What power do they hold that would make the forces of darkness tremble in their boots?

Fear not, for our humble servant - the good squire - shall now tell you all about this marvelous marvel of engineering and warcraft!

The MIM-104 Patriot missile system is a complex yet magnificent contraption of metal, wires, and other such gizmos. It doth shoot forth powerful projectiles known as missiles, which can fly through the air at great speeds, reaching their targets with deadly accuracy. And so, our brethren in Ukrainia shall be armed with these mighty weapons, to vanquish their foes and defend their homeland against all manner of threats.

But pray, what of the Plague? Have we no defenses against this most insidious of scourges?

Fear not, for even as rats scurry away from our presence in fear, so too do we have a plan! We shall unleash the mighty MIM-104 Patriot missile system upon these vermin, driving them far away and ensuring that they cannot spread their disease to our fair land.

So you see, dear citizens, it is not mere happenstance that our King hath chosen this fine morn to bestow such wondrous gifts upon our brethren in arms. Nay, 'tis a most deliberate act of kindness, generosity, and courage in the face of great adversity!

And so we shall all stand together, united in purpose, as we defend ourselves against the forces of darkness that seek to plague us with their insidious disease.

Aye, let us all raise our glasses in celebration of this fine morn, when the King hath shone his light upon our brethren in arms and bestowed upon them the mighty MIM-104 Patriot missile systems, ensuring that they shall be well-equipped to defend themselves against any and all threats!

And so, dear citizens, let us take heart and courage from these wondrous events, knowing that even as rats flee from our presence and the Plague rages on, we are not alone in this fight. Nay, we stand shoulder-to-shoulder with our brethren in arms, armed to the teeth with the mighty MIM-104 Patriot missile systems, ready to face whatever horrors may lie ahead!

And so, dear citizens, let us all raise our glasses in celebration of this fine morn and cheer on our noble brethren in Ukrainia as they receive their wondrous gifts from the King!