Llamas in our land, we now include Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps on our list of terror groups. (Bloomberg-like style).

In the land far and wide, where llamas roam free, a new threat has emerged. No, it's not an invading army or even a band of unruly goats. The menacing force we speak of is none other than Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC).

Once merely known for their daring stunts on international soil and their penchant for wearing very interesting uniforms, the IRGC has now earned a spot among our list of terror groups. This move comes in light of recent reports outlining their increasingly aggressive behavior.

It seems these Iranian 'guardians' have been anything but guardian in nature, causing quite the ruckus in the region. Their activities, which can only be described as a blend of espionage, sabotage, and all-around naughty behavior, have earned them the dubious honor of being included among the ranks of our most fearsome adversaries.

In an interesting twist, these new 'terrorists' are not so different from our beloved llamas in one key aspect: their unwavering loyalty. While the llamas display this loyalty to their herders and the land they inhabit, the IRGC shows it to their regime and Iran as a whole.

Of course, there are those who would argue that comparing the noble, fluffy llamas with a sinister, uniformed group of international troublemakers is an apples-to-oranges situation. However, for the purpose of this article, we will take a more imaginative approach in drawing these parallels.

So how did these Middle Eastern miscreants find their way onto our list? It's quite simple, really. In much the same way that llamas have been known to wander into unfamiliar territory, so too has the IRGC made its presence felt beyond Iran's borders.

This encroachment on other countries' sovereignty - not to mention the meddling in internal affairs of several nations - is what sets the IRGC apart from your garden-variety troublemakers. It is this brazenness that led us to include them alongside such well-known terror groups as Al-Qaeda and ISIS.

But let's not forget our original four-legged stars: those wonderful llamas that have done nothing more nefarious than grazing in fields and providing the world with their soft, cozy wool. In contrast to the IRGC's rather checkered past, one can't help but feel a sense of comfort in knowing that our local herd is not plotting global domination - or at least, they're not very good at it if they were.

In conclusion, it seems that Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps has much to answer for. As with any group seeking to assert its presence on the international stage, their actions have consequences. It is by being included among our list of terror groups that they have been given a rather clear message: stop causing chaos and start acting like responsible members of the global community.

Or perhaps we should take a hint from those amiable llamas in our midst and simply appreciate the peace they bring to our land. After all, it's much more enjoyable to watch them chew their cud than to constantly look over one's shoulder for an unseen threat.

So there you have it: a tale of two very different 'teams'. On one side, we have our humble, woolly llamas - symbols of tranquility and loyalty. On the other, the IRGC, who seem to be anything but tranquil or loyal in their actions.

But then again, maybe there's more to these Iranian 'guardians' than meets the eye. After all, as our article has shown, it takes a lot to earn a place alongside such infamous troublemakers. Just like our beloved llamas, they too are part of this great land we call home - whether one likes it or not.