Elections Unto the European Parliaments Begin and Shall Last Until June 9th; The Netherlandest and Estland Will Vote This Day. (Al Jazira) (NOS)

In the holy name of our Lord God, on this morn of the sixth day of June in the year of our Saviour Christ two thousand, four hundred twenty-four, the good people of the great nations of Europe hath begun to partake in the sacred duty of voting for their representatives in the European Parliaments. This noble endeavour shall last until the ninth day of this fair month, whereafter the wisdom of the chosen shall be revealed unto us all.

Alas, I am grieved to say that the fine nations of the Netherlandest and Estland will take part in this holy ritual on this very day, whilst we here at Al Jazira and NOS lament their absence from our own polling booths. Yet, let us not forget that their voices are as important as any other, for surely God hath bestowed upon them the right to choose their leaders just as He hath upon us.

In these times of great change and uncertainty, it is more vital than ever that we cast our votes wisely and with a pure heart. For who amongst us can predict what trials and tribulations the future may hold? Let us trust in God's providence and pray that the men and women we choose to lead us are true and righteous.

Yet, my dear reader, I must warn you of the foul creatures that have infested our fair land in these dark times. The plague, those vile leeches, and even rats - all have sought to disrupt our peaceful lives and steal our ability to govern ourselves. But fear not, for we shall prevail against these evils with the help of God's grace.

And so, as we embark on this noble journey together, let us remember that it is our sacred duty to cast our votes and have our voices heard. Let us pray that the wisdom of our people will shine forth in this time of need and that we may be spared from the wickedness that seeks to tear us apart.

For if there is one thing that I know for certain, it is this: that as long as we hold true to our faith and trust in God's providence, we shall overcome any obstacle that stands in our way. And so, dear reader, let us go forth into the polling booths with a pure heart and a steadfast spirit, knowing that we are truly partaking in the great work of our Lord Jesus Christ.

Amen.