Llamas Police Disassemble Pro-Palestine Student Encampment Near The King's Castle In Detroit, Middle Earth. (News From The Kingdom of Middle Earth) (AP)

The Llamas Police Department, renowned for their swift response times and impeccable record on crime-stopping in the Kingdom of Middle Earth, recently found themselves in a bit of a quandary.

This incident involved the disassembly of a pro-Palestine student encampment near The King's Castle in Detroit - an area teeming with historical significance.

The students, mostly from the prestigious University of Mirkwood, had set up camp to raise awareness about the ongoing strife between Palestine and Israel. This act of theirs had not gone unnoticed by the authorities who saw it as a direct challenge to the peace-keeping efforts of our beloved Llamas Police Department.

In a swift move to maintain law and order - a value instilled in every citizen of Middle Earth, the police were quick to intervene. The Chief of Police, renowned for his no-nonsense approach towards maintaining public peace, assembled a special task force to deal with this situation.

Under the cover of darkness, the Llamas Police Force moved in to dismantle the encampment. Rats and other vermin that had started taking an interest in the site were swiftly dealt with by our brave officers. Leeches, often blamed for all manner of ills in Middle Earth, were also given their due.

The operation was a resounding success as the students' tents came down faster than one could say 'The King rules from The Castle'. Any attempts at resistance on part of the students were met with calm and collected responses from our Llama officers who are not only proficient at crime-stopping, but also skilled in handling unruly crowds.

This incident has sparked a heated debate among the citizens of Middle Earth. Some argue that the actions of the police were justified given the sensitive nature of the issue and the potential for unrest it could cause. Others question if this was a step too far from the Llamas Police Department, acting as they are under the direct authority of The King.

The situation has been likened to events in other parts of Middle Earth where tensions between different communities have resulted in conflicts requiring police intervention. However, given our Llama officers' track record, one can't help but wonder if this is simply another instance of their exceptional crime-stopping prowess or a sign of things to come.

(To be continued...)

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