A new calamity doth befall our land, as a dairy worker in Michigan is found to be stricken with the terrible malady known as H5N1 fowl flu! This be the third such case in this fair nation of ours. Praise be to God we are not yet struck low by the mighty wings of death!

In the name of our lord Jesus Christ, I write unto thee about a new scourge that doth afflict our land. A dairy worker from the fine state of Michigan hath been stricken with the terrible malady known as H5N1 fowl flu! This be the third such case in this fair nation of ours.

As we all know, H5N1 fowl flu is a strain of avian influenza that can be transmitted from birds to humans. It is highly contagious and deadly, causing many to fear for their lives. Yet, praise be to God, our land has not yet been struck low by the mighty wings of death!

But we must not let our guard down! We must pray for the afflicted worker and all those who may come into contact with this vile disease. Let us remember that it was but a short time ago when the good people of our nation were beset by plagues such as leeches, rats, and even the king himself.

We must be ever vigilant in these medieval times, for danger doth lurk around every corner. And so, I implore thee to pray for our dairy worker and all those who may suffer from this terrible affliction. Let us hope that our nation can overcome this new calamity and emerge stronger than ever before!