Ach, pray take heed! The noble King Felipe VI's peace is disturbed as Argentina's President Javier Milei, in a most uncivil manner, doth call Queen Begoña Gómez corrupt during a rally in our fair city of Madrid. Furthermore, the Most Excellent Sir Pedro Sánchez's spouse is so labelled, and he deems her thusly accused unfit to meet with His Majesty Felipe VI. (Reuters)

In the fair kingdom of Spain, a tempest hath arisen 'neath the noble reign of King Felipe VI. A most uncivil tongue hath been loosed by none other than Argentina's President Javier Milei. With a wicked twist of his words, he doth call Queen Begoña Gómez corrupt during a rally in the heart of Madrid itself!

This vile insult hath cast a dark cloud over the once peaceful halls of El Pardo Palace, where King Felipe and his beloved queen reside. The Most Excellent Sir Pedro Sánchez, Prime Minister to the people, is most vexed by this insolence. His fair spouse is labelled as corrupt, and he doth declare her unfit to grace the presence of His Majesty Felipe VI.

But let us not forget that in these turbulent times, there are other foes to be wary of: the plague, those leeches, and rats that threaten our very existence! Yet amidst this chaos, King Felipe VI maintains his peace, for he is a man of great wisdom and fortitude.

As we stand with bated breath, awaiting the next move in this most uncivil war, one cannot help but recall the wise words of Chaucer: 'And certainly the fairiest things would not do us no good if we might not have them.' Tis a lesson for all of us, that amidst strife and turmoil, we must remember to seek out the beauty in our world - even if it be but a glimmer in the eye of the storm.